Humorous sarcasm about dating

So now we do the whole “Sir Leicester Dedlock, Baronet” thing even when addressing each other in the office.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. He is having fun, doing what he wants and is making his own rules. When I read this profile, I instantly felt attraction towards the guy writing it.Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Truth is the first sentence kind of threw me off, but as I continued reading, my attraction began to grew.Obviously, I don’t know much about the writer, but clearly she is not your average girl.She is articulate, funny, and opinionated at the very least.I have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor, which usually goes over very well at my office.All of us employ snarky humor (I just happen to do it the most), making light of problem clients and ridiculous requests from the Ding-Dongs Merrily on High.You are much better off speaking your mind, as that will significantly increase your chances of finding a reader who will relate and agree with what you say.So, here is the profile that I simply had to post here.It may come off a tad creepy, so beware of your audience. One liners are in-the-moment jokes requiring wit and speed.So, here are some of the funny things you can say to girls. [Read: 20 funny questions to ask a girl and leave her ROFL] In addition, use a one liner in any situation.